Friday, January 22, 2010

Tough Decisions

Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.

This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did, I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.

They voted for change...... I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

THE BOSS

3 comments:

  1. This is especially applicable to the "Big" banks, like Citigroup - Obama has declared war on them and has made the stock market severely dip in the last two days. Our now "populist" president continues his assault on American institutions. He is a dedicated disciple of Rev(?) Jeremiah Wright, communists Saul Alinski and Bill Ayers. Press on President Obama with your agenda. There are a lot more Democrats that need to be voted out of office, many of them in Indiana. We appreciate your help in showing America once and for all how radical the Left is in America.

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  2. Slim, you are more and more wacko every day.

    "A dedicated desciple of Rev. Wright".

    Whatever. You have such little credibilty, its sad.

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  3. I think Slim is right on. He is definitely not a "Wacko."

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