PelosiumA major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science.
The new element has been named Pelosium.
Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.
This is funny until you consider what this new element is doing to our country. The latest assault on our rich traditions of the USA is the Left's desire to repeal "Don't ask, don't tell." Having served in the military for 13 years, I can tell you that there is no place in the military for open homosexuality. This perversion if left unchecked in the military, will destroy our military. It seems that is what the Left's goal is anyway. The Left loathes the military. Without a military backing the few remaining freedoms in this country, this country will fail.
ReplyDeleteSpoken like a true tolerant christian from a country that is based on individual freedoms.
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