Friday, May 21, 2010

The Obama Cat


Four men demonstrated how smart their cats were.

The engineer's cat took pencil and paper and drew a circle, a square and a triangle.


The accountant's cat divided a dozen cookies into four equal piles.


The chemist's tabby poured a glass of milk without spilling a drop.


And the Obama fat cat?


He ate the cookies, drank the milk, wee-weed on the paper, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for workers compensation then went home the rest of the day on sick leave.

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