Four men demonstrated how smart their cats were.
The engineer's cat took pencil and paper and drew a circle, a square and a triangle.
The accountant's cat divided a dozen cookies into four equal piles.
The chemist's tabby poured a glass of milk without spilling a drop.
And the Obama fat cat?
He ate the cookies, drank the milk, wee-weed on the paper, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for workers compensation then went home the rest of the day on sick leave.